One of the escorts who work at our agency exemplified the most pranks phrases to get attention, expressions heard outside work hours. Below are some examples: men who use such phrases probably trying to impress, but our escorts, instead of being stunned, was greatly amused.
He: Do you have a boyfriend?
She: Yes!
His reply: And you do not want to have two boyfriends?
She: No!
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He: Oh, what beautiful lady walking down here! Maybe she will include me in her walk?
She: No.
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He: I’m not drunk, because of you I dizzy!
She:?!
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He: You seem familiar; I think I know you from somewhere.
She: I am not that person.
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He: I admired you all night! So you have to give me a date!
She: Why have you watched me all night? Maybe I should make a call to the police?
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He: You cannot be real! Would you give me a slap? Maybe I dream!
She:?
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He: I noticed that you did not notice my presence. Needless to pass through your face again?
She: :)
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He: What beautiful eyes you have, I think I got lost in them. Help me find myself? I think I need to take you in my arms.
She: Please keep distance.
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He: You fell from Heaven?
Our escort: Try to be mature.
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He: You talking to me?
She: No.
His reply: So can we start to talk now!
She: No!
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He: Hi, tonight you like to know a funny guy, sexy and master in bed? I am the one!
She: No.
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He: I know, you do not talk to strangers! Then let me introduce myself, I am …
She: That is the seat of my boyfriend. He arrives in 5 minutes.
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He: I had a bad day, and I need a beautiful smile for me to feel well again. You do not want to smile?
She, smiling: I smiled, but now please do not bother me.
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He: I must congratulate you! You won the “most beautiful girl in the club!” Reward? A date with me, of course.
Our escort: Sorry, I have not participated in any competition.
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He: I’m lost, can you give me some indication? I want to get closer to your heart.
She: It’s simple, go in the opposite direction.
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He: I’m tired of watching you from across the room. Can I take a closer look?
She: I’m somewhat of a guinea pig for examination?
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He: If I follow you to your house, you invite me to your room?
She: No thanks.
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He: Please be patient with me. Now is the first time I approach a beautiful girl.
She: I do not talk to beginners.
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He: Hey, what’s your name? Did you know that translated from Greek, your name means Goddess of beauty?
Our escort: You try to be original, but overreacting.