Sometimes we need to relax in other ways. So it is time to laugh, is one of these methods and offers good mood. Next, we present a few jokes with escorts (not escorts in our city, if you ask this :)) And if you like these jokes, then we will show in the future other new jokes. These jokes have no connection with any escort from The Midlands, any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. So, let’s laugh together and feel good! By the way, do not tell these jokes to escorts, probably not all have an open mind to understand humour.
A boy falls in love with his first escort. The girl looks good, but have some interest.
Boy: Marry me?
Escort: Do you have a house?
Escort: Do you have a BMW car?
Escort: How much is your salary?
Boy: No salary, but…
Escort: No but! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave, please!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, three property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche… Why I still need to buy BMW ?! How can I get the salary when I am the BOSS?
An escort is reserved by a customer who had a phone of gold and encrusted with diamonds.
Escort: Nice mobile! Where did you buy?
Boy: I won this phone in a running race.
Escort: How many people participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.
A boy finally finds the girl of his dreams through an escort agency. When the girl reaches the door of that kid, he asks:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google?
Escort: No, but why?
Boy: Because you have all the things I’m searching for!
Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! One is a gorgeous escort, and the other is a girl with ugly sores!
911: So what’s your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning!!
What’s the difference between a straight escort and a bisexual escort? Four drinks.
This guy comes back from the toilet when an escort says to him: “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open”!”
As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile: ”Did you see my big black hummer?”
The escort replies: “Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires.”